CLEVELAND—HBO pulled the plug on this season of the long-running franchise Hard Knocks when viewers began killing themselves in record numbers after finding the Browns so depressing that they simply lost the will to live. “Watching the show sucked all my happy thoughts out of my brain. The Browns QB room is like something out…
The 49ers’ injury curse apparently made the trip to Australia. Rookie wide receiver De’Zhaun Stribling was ruled out against the Rams after suffering a left ankle injury. Stribling initially left in the first quarter, returned briefly, then went down again in the second quarter and was carted off the field. The timing couldn’t be much…
A.J. Brown’s Patriots debut didn’t last long. The veteran receiver suffered a high-ankle sprain in Wednesday’s loss to Seattle and has now been placed on injured reserve, meaning he’ll miss at least four games. The earliest Brown can return is Week 6. For fantasy managers, Brown is obviously a hold. The bigger question is who…
Week 1 hasn’t kicked off, and fantasy managers already have injury headaches. Patriots rookie RB TreVeyon Henderson missed practice, making his status worth monitoring ahead of Wednesday’s opener. Chicago has two key concerns: D’Andre Swift is questionable with an abdominal injury, while Rome Odunze is dealing with a leg issue. Zay Flowers also enters the…
HOUSTON– Top draft pick Fernando Mendoza threw an interception Thursday night and asked rhetorically, in an annoyingly high-pitched voice, “Did I Do That?” He then snapped the red suspenders he wears under his jersey and returned to the sidelines where he placed a phone call to a woman named Laura Winslow. Ms. Winslow did not…
Late-round fantasy sleepers who could turn a boring draft pick into season-winning value.
WASHINGTON DC—The Pat McAfee pandemic is here, and the White House is determined to stop it. Under pressure from lawmakers, activist groups, and Dr. Fauci, President Trump has partnered with Pfizer to create a vaccine that stops the spread of Pat McAfee. “The science is in. Pat McAfee is not like other sports commentators. He’s…
Landing a top ten player at their position in the later rounds is fantasy gold. Here are two RBs who could turn your late-round gamble into a season-winning jackpot. Players that could be your MVP “when pigs fly”. RUNNING BACK BAYSHUL TUTEN (JAC). Trevor Etienne finished last year as RB13. The Jaguars were willing to…
HOLLYWOOD—LA Rams star wide receiver Puka Nacua made a big move off the field Tuesday when he landed the starring role in a new movie from Amazon MGM entitled ‘Silence of the Rams’. A reboot of the 90’s classic psychological horror thriller ‘Silence of the Lambs’, Puka is set to play Hannibal ‘The Cannibal’ Lector. …
BALTIMORE—Diego Pavia is a living, breathing Cinderella story. An unheralded recruit out of rough and tumble Las Cruces, his intense underdog warrior mentality transformed perennial doormat Vanderbilt into a top 10 program, while turning himself into a Heisman runner-up. So why did he get cut by the Ravens? When asked the question Thursday, Pavia shrugged…
