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Aaron Rodgers’ one-year deal with the Steelers reportedly comes with an unusual condition: a full-time shaman, mandatory aura cleansings, and a goal-line package inspired by ancestral visions. Training camp may never be the same.

As extraterrestrials descend on NFL practice facilities, teams scramble to sign football’s first alien superstar. The Cosmic Supplemental Draft has begun, and fantasy managers are already overreacting.