KANSAS CITY–The Chiefs have signed five-time All-Pro kicker Justin Tucker to their practice squad after a competitive tryout that included R. Kelly, Diddy, and Bill Cosby, sources told NFL Network’s Ian Rapoport and ESPN’s Adam Schefter. Tucker did not play last season after being accused of sexual misconduct by 16 massage therapists. He called the…
BROOKLYN–Music mogul Jay-Z will headline the Apple Music Super Bowl LXI Halftime Show, but sources with knowledge of the situation said it almost didn’t happen because Jay-Z didn’t want to perform… until Jay-Z convinced him. “Jay-Z had no interest in performing at the Super Bowl, frankly,” Apple Music wrote in a post on X, tagging…
LAS VEGAS—Entering his 12th year of marriage, Kirk Cousins knew he had to keep things exciting in the bedroom. That’s why he finally agreed to make love to his wife while keeping his eyes open. “Over the years, Julie has expressed a desire to turn things up a notch in the sack,” the 4x Pro Bowler…
INDIANAPOLIS–Colts quarterback Anthony Richardson was found in possession of marijuana following a traffic stop earlier this month, surprising officers who expected him to need more serious drugs to deal with his ‘dumpster fire’ football career. “We pulled him over concerning questions about his car’s registration,” patrol officer Peter Swanson said. “He rolled down the window…
TENNESSEE– The Tennessee Titans have released Jordan Elliott following reports that he allegedly went to get a gun after an altercation at the team’s training facility over whether Batman was a real superhero. Sources within the Titans organization say that during a blocking drill, a teammate mentioned that Batman didn’t have any superpowers, so he…
PHILADELPHIA–Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts is being shut down for the remainder of the NFL season after doctors discovered multiple blood clots in his lungs, and sources within the Eagles locker room claim it’s no accident. NFL Network’s Ian Rapaport has reported that the signal caller gave himself the blood clots in a desperate attempt to not…
INDIANAPOLIS—Wilma Gardner knew she had an addiction when she went to McDonalds and ordered a twenty-piece Chicken McNugget, hold the McNuggets. “I just wanted to eat the dipping sauces,” Wilma realized in the drive-thru as she accepted the bag holding nothing but ranch packets. “My order was a cry for help.” When she told her…
TEXAS–The College Football Playoff is nearing a deal to expand the field to 478 teams in 2027, sources told ESPN’s Pete Thamel. While final details have yet to be announced, discussions about the 478-team field have included every FBS, FCS, Division 2, Division 3, NAIA, Juco, 19 at-large bids from Texas high schools, Pop Warner and…
SAN FRANCISCO–Simmering tension between Troy Aikman and Joe Buck escalated to new heights Thursday when Buck said Aikman resembles rapper Jay-Z for the 400th time. “I’ll tell you what… the media thinks our rift is about Joe’s record-breaking contract with ESPN, and that’s just wrong,” Aikman said. “But it’s really because he won’t stop calling…
INDIANAPOLIS–The NFL combine puts eager prospects through a battery of tests to measure the likelihood each player can succeed on the professional level, from the 40-yard-dash to standing broad jump. And now they’ve added a new test: The standing broad toss. “We’ve always had some talented woman beaters in our league, from Ray Rice to…
