BUFFALO–NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell said Thursday that the league will place more than one franchise overseas, starting with the “Cancun Diarrhea”. Goodell made the comments as a guest on Prime Video’s “Thursday Night Football” pregame show ahead of the Week 2 matchup between the Bills and the Lions. “With the increase in regular-season games being played…
KANSAS CITYâTravis Kelce had successful surgery Thursday to reduce the size of his testicles as per Taylor Swift’s request, team doctors reported via press release. Coach Andy Reid told reporters that Travis returned home and was resting comfortably with Taylorâs purring kitty Meredith Grey on his lap while sipping Chamomile tea from a mug playfully…
Week 1 is over, which means fantasy football has officially entered its annual overreaction phase. A player scores two touchdowns and suddenly he’s a league winner. Someone you drafted in the fourth round catches three passes and you’re wondering if you should trade him for a backup kicker. Everybody relax. One game shouldn’t completely change…
Here’s a handy guide to ensure your intergalactic team makes a deep Kessel Run into the playoffs. â START ‘EM ChewbaccaThis Wookie is no rookie. A veteran player with the physical tools to dominate the line of scrimmage. A massive 7’6″ inches tall and 247lbs with an incredible 8-foot wingspan, he makes Myles Garret look…
TEXASâLonghorns quarterback Arch Manning is under fire for laughing about AI-generated videos that showed UT coach Steve Sarkisian slapping ESPN sideline reporter Holly Rowe, children with cancer and the Holocaust. Manning was asked by a reporter on Monday, Sept. 14, if he had seen any social media edits of Texasâ 20-point comeback win over Ohio State….
WASHINGTON D.C.–NFL playbooks have hundreds of routes, alignments, and adjustments to memorize, which is no easy task for any player. And according to Stefon Diggs, itâs next to impossible when so much of your memory is dedicated to recalling the names of the random children youâve fathered. âThink of my brain as a computer. Thereâs…
Well, we asked for answers. Sunday gave us some. It also gave us the Bears scoring 59 points, Bijan Robinson essentially becoming Atlantaâs entire offense, Ashton Jeanty catching two touchdowns, and Alvin Kamara not playing at all. So, yes, football is officially back. Before Week 1, we laid out 10 fantasy questions we wanted Sunday…
We made it. Months of mock drafts, training camp reports, depth-chart speculation, annual Cleveland Browns mayhem and coaches telling us every player is âin the best shape of his lifeâ are finally behind us. Now we get actual football. Week 1 won’t answer every fantasy question. It’ll probably create about 50 new ones. But Sunday…
ANNAHEIMâThe gentle boat ride takes guests on a whimsical cruise to celebrate global unity and peace, but it made Kyler Murray pissed the hell off when he was denied entry for not meeting the height requirement of 3 feet and 4 inches. âI donât care that heâs the starting quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings,â Disney…
JACKSONVILLE–Drake Maye’s dismal outing against the Jaguars left fans scratching their heads… until the Scooby Doo gang showed up on the scene and solved the mystery. They busted into the locker room, pulled off Maye’s mask to reveal none other than shit-bucket quarterback J.J. McCarthy. “Watching last year’s MVP runner-up throw 3 interceptions in the…
