We polled fantasy managers across the nation and compiled the top ten punishments you can try in order to inject some wacky fun into your home league! 10. Freaky Friday: The league winner gets to be you for a day. Kick back in your La-Z-Boy, drink your beer, and ‘visit your wife’s back porch’. 9. Face Off: Get…
For many—perhaps most—the draft is the most enjoyable part of the fantasy football year. Only one team gets to enjoy the very end: the team holding the trophy. But everyone has fun at the beginning. That’s when every team is the Dallas Cowboys: Hopes are high. Smack talk is unchallengeable. Everyone’s draft was brilliant. And,…
ATLANTA—Falcons edge rusher James Pearce Jr. has been suspended by the NFL for eight games due to violating the league’s personal conduct policy for failing to inflict enough physical damage during domestic violence incident, Roger Goodell announced Monday afternoon. The league said in a statement that they are disappointed in Pearce’s actions. “The NFL has a…
EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J.—Jaxson Dart was hit so violently by Vikings safety Jay Ward on Saturday that he donated to democratic socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. “Jaxson stumbled to the sidelines, borrowed my cell phone and Venmo’d money to AOC’s super PAC. I sent him straight to the medical tent,” Giants Head Trainer Dava Archibald said. In the…
Taking a look at some of this year’s most talked about rookies (and a kicker) and how their debuts this weekend affected their draft status. Hold off on Omar Cooper Jr.: There were some early drum beats for Cooper in New York to immediately step into the WR3 job after being drafted in the first round….
WASHINGTON DC–Senate Democrats demanded a criminal investigation into government interrogators Tuesday after the Trump administration acknowledged for the first time that Pat McAfee’s new album, The Diary of a Polarizing Figure, was used on three terror suspects. In congressional testimony Friday, CIA Director John Ratcliffe became the first administration official to publicly acknowledge the agency used the…
SAN FRANCISCO—ESPY’s Comeback Player of the Year Christian McCaffrey is already out for the season after tearing his ACL during a peaceful afternoon snooze. “As far as I know, nobody touched him,” 49’ers team doctor Scotty Archibald said. “He nodded off on his sofa fully healthy and woke up with a shredded knee.” Three of…
