SAN FRANCISCO—Five-time Pro Bowl defensive end Nick Bosa has been ruled out of Sunday’s game against the Cardinals with an ankle injury. But sources within the 49ers organization confirm Bosa will actually miss time dealing with a stomach issue after devouring a 32 Box of Crayons, including the packaging. “49er brass is used to this…
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Did you do multiple mock drafts but still have a sinking feeling you screwed the pooch on draft day? Here are 10 signs you should have let auto-draft handle it. 10. Your QB1 is Nine. 9. You woke up with a missing tooth, Mike Tyson’s tiger in your bedroom and an annoyingly loud Chinese dude…
BOISE, IDAHO– Bill Stribley caused quite a stir Saturday during his fantasy football draft when he attempted to select retired Viking running back Adrian Peterson. His fellow managers were initially puzzled by his behavior. “He had the first pick, so we’re pretty confident he’d put some thought into it. But for some reason, he kept…
With the 2026 NFL season on the horizon, Pigskin Fantasy surveyed league executives, coaches and scouts to help us rank the top 10 pretend players. 10. AL BUNDY (RB, Polk High School / Married with Children) – Often considered the overall RB1 due to his scoring four tuddies in the 1966 city championship against bitter rival…
FOXBOROUGH–Some prefer blondes. The Patriot’s head man seems to prefer NFL Insiders. After an alleged fling with Diana Russini in April, Vrabel was caught by cameras at the same resort in Sedona, Arizona holding hands with legendary scoop-getter Adam Schefter. The situation prompted significant concerns regarding media ethics, professional conflicts of interest, and most notably,…
BUFFALO—MVP quarterback Josh Allen is no stranger to heartbreak. And yet there he was at his kitchen table Tuesday night, quiet, humbled, and devastated after losing his family’s annual Uno game that he simply should have won. “He was dominating the entire game like Super Man,” his little sister Makenna laughed. “Until the end when…
DALLAS—Stunning NFL fans and Civil Rights activists alike, longtime Cowboys owner Jerry Jones made an offer Tuesday to purchase former Dolphins WR Tyreek Hill. “I don’t want his rights as a player, mind you. I want to take him home with me,” said the octogenarian in his distinctive Arkansas drawl. According to sources inside Jones’…
Fans seeing ‘END RACISM’ in NFL end zones last year completely eradicated prejudice across the globe, so Roger Goodell has come up with 10 new slogans for this season. 10. END SHRINKING CHIPOTLE BURRITOS 9. CHOOSE HIGH END ESCORTS NOT TRAILER PARK HOOKERS 8. STOP INCLUDING WNBA LAYUPS IN SPORTS-CENTER TOP 10 PLAYS 7. CHOOSE…
In this weekly column, readers write letters asking for help with personal problems, and get practical life advice straight from the Black Hole. DEAR RAIDER FAN: My husband and I have been married for 12 years and have three children. At first, he was the best hubby and dad, coaching soccer and going for bicycle…
