Caleb Williams Steps On LEGO, Calls 9-1-1
CHICAGO–Bears superstar QB Caleb Williams is no stranger to injury, and he suffered another major one on Sunday when he stepped on a LEGO and immediately called 9-1-1.
According to the 9-1-1 operator, Caleb was screaming so loudly in pain that he was almost unintelligible. “All the fuss he was making, screaming and hollering and sobbing, I thought he’d suffered a thousand paper cuts on his scrotum and then poured Crystal Louisiana Hot Sauce on the wounds,” Shirley Jackson remarked.
Paramedics arrived on the scene to find Caleb still moaning, holding his bare foot while curled into a ball and sucking this thumb. Tears and snot streamed down his face. “GET IT OUT! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY!!” Caleb shrieked three octaves above the sound of a female swan after ingesting helium.
EMTs were able to safely remove the LEGO from the bottom of Caleb’s foot. “It was kind of stuck there, but didn’t pierce the skin or anything. Like if you just push the LEGO into the skin, it kind of sticks. But if you wiggle your foot it just falls off,” EMT Johann Walsh explained.
Neighbors reported that Caleb gave them a tearful ‘thumbs up’ while being transported to the ambulance on a gurney.
At press time, Caleb vowed to rehab his foot and be back on the field by 2028.
