NEW YORK–Former Giants WR Odell Beckham Jr. was released by his former club Tuesday, but has no intentions of hanging up his dancing shoes. This season, the highly celebrated receiver played exactly zero minutes and zero seconds, logging an impressive zero catches for zero yards on zero targets. He got all of his action in…
PHILADELPHIAāEagles coach Nick Sirianni appeared to be screaming obscenities toward Bears linebacker DāMarco Jackson after a hit on quarterback Jalen Hurts that forced Hurts to leave the game for a concussion evaluation on Monday night. Afterward, Sirianni blamed his behavior on something unexpected: his PMS. Sirianni has a long history of questionable sideline antics, from…
NEW YORK–In a blunder for the ages, the New York Giants admitted they accidentally signed J.J. McCarthy on Monday, and intended to sign Bridesmaid’s star Melissa McCarthy. “Of course we didn’t want J.J. McCarthy. Have you seen him play?” head coach John Harbaugh explained, scowling. “He throws more interceptions than touchdowns. He wears so much…
TEXAS– After one of his Longhorn record-tying five sacks against Tennessee, Texas defensive end Colin Simmons appeared to celebrate by pretending to urinate on the field. But head coach Steve Sarkisian claimed his star defender was misunderstood and was instead celebrating a milestone: He was finally potty trained. “When Colin arrived in Austin, he was…
With Jaxson Dart out for the regular season, the Giants are in search of a replacement QB. We spoke with our source inside the Giants organization, and they shared their top targets, and comprehensive scouting report. 5. J.J. McCarthy (Minnesota Vikings) ā PROS: 1st round pick with winning college resume and strong natural arm talent. āCONS:…
We all love watching sports. But what do you do when there’s no football on? Here’s a handy guide to what sports you should watch, and avoid, when football isn’t on. ā SIT ‘EM MLBOnly watch this sport as a substitute for a glass of warm milk if you have insomnia and are seeking deep,…
LOS ANGELESāCelebrated Giants running back Cam Skattebo has broken tackles, records and barriers as a melanin-challenged running back in the NFL, and Monday, he found a way to break new ground. After delivering a particularly brutal hit with the crown of his helmet to secure a hard-fought one-yard loss for the Giants, Skattebo was sent…
CHICAGO–Bears superstar QB Caleb Williams is no stranger to injury, and he suffered another major one on Sunday when he stepped on a LEGO and immediately called 9-1-1. According to the 9-1-1 operator, Caleb was screaming so loudly in pain that he was almost unintelligible. “All the fuss he was making, screaming and hollering and…
FOXBOROUGH– Aaron Rodgers was hit so hard during his game agains the Patriots on Sunday that something miraculous happened. He started making sense. Rodgers led the Steelers to the edge of the red zone in the second quarter and were facing a third-and-7. The former All-Pro dropped back to pass, but was obliterated by Patriots…
BUFFALO–NFL Commissioner Roger GoodellĀ said Thursday that the league will place more than one franchise overseas, starting with the “Cancun Diarrhea”. Goodell made the comments as a guest on Prime Video’s “Thursday Night Football” pregame show ahead of the Week 2 matchup between the Bills and the Lions. “With the increase in regular-season games being played…
