With the 2026 NFL season on the horizon, Pigskin Fantasy surveyed league executives, coaches and scouts to help us rank the top 10 pretend players. 10. AL BUNDY (RB, Polk High School / Married with Children) – Often considered the overall RB1 due to his scoring four tuddies in the 1966 city championship against bitter rival…
FOXBOROUGH–Some prefer blondes. The Patriot’s head man seems to prefer NFL Insiders. After an alleged fling with Diana Russini in April, Vrabel was caught by cameras at the same resort in Sedona, Arizona holding hands with legendary scoop-getter Adam Schefter. The situation prompted significant concerns regarding media ethics, professional conflicts of interest, and most notably,…
BUFFALO—MVP quarterback Josh Allen is no stranger to heartbreak. And yet there he was at his kitchen table Tuesday night, quiet, humbled, and devastated after losing his family’s annual Uno game that he simply should have won. “He was dominating the entire game like Super Man,” his little sister Makenna laughed. “Until the end when…
DALLAS—Stunning NFL fans and Civil Rights activists alike, longtime Cowboys owner Jerry Jones made an offer Tuesday to purchase former Dolphins WR Tyreek Hill. “I don’t want his rights as a player, mind you. I want to take him home with me,” said the octogenarian in his distinctive Arkansas drawl. According to sources inside Jones’…
Fans seeing ‘END RACISM’ in NFL end zones last year completely eradicated prejudice across the globe, so Roger Goodell has come up with 10 new slogans for this season. 10. END SHRINKING CHIPOTLE BURRITOS 9. CHOOSE HIGH END ESCORTS NOT TRAILER PARK HOOKERS 8. STOP INCLUDING WNBA LAYUPS IN SPORTS-CENTER TOP 10 PLAYS 7. CHOOSE…
In this weekly column, readers write letters asking for help with personal problems, and get practical life advice straight from the Black Hole. DEAR RAIDER FAN: My husband and I have been married for 12 years and have three children. At first, he was the best hubby and dad, coaching soccer and going for bicycle…
CHARLOTTE, NC—Eight-time Super Bowl champion head coach Bill Belichick found himself in hot water Wednesday after paparazzi photos surfaced showing him on a date with a new mystery love interest, despite being in a current relationship with Jordon Hudson. And it seems the 49-year age gap he shares with former cheerleader Hudson wasn’t enough for…
CLEVELAND—Shedeur Sanders may have lost the starting job to Deshaun Watson, but he was awarded a new prize on Friday — the first-ever FIFA Super Bowl Trophy. FIFA president Gianni Infantino said he thought Shedeur should have won the Super Bowl for his efforts to make the Cleveland Browns 53-man roster as a fourth-round draft…
Forget picking out of a hat. We polled fantasy managers across the nation and compiled the most ridiculous ways fantasy leagues actually determine draft order so you can inject some wacky fun into your home league! 10. Short Stick: Grab a tape measure and whip out your ding dongs. Whoever has the tiniest weiner picks…
CHICAGO—Being an NFL equipment manager is tough. Transporting gear, ensuring safety compliance, and managing game-day logistics. But life got a whole helluva lot harder for Bears equipment manager Matt Marcuccillo on Wednesday when Caleb Willams got a surprise BBL. “I’ve been on the job since the 1980s and found uniforms that can fit every shape…
