EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J.—Jaxson Dart was hit so violently by Vikings safety Jay Ward on Saturday that he donated to democratic socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. “Jaxson stumbled to the sidelines, borrowed my cell phone and Venmo’d money to AOC’s super PAC. I sent him straight to the medical tent,” Giants Head Trainer Dava Archibald said. In the…
WASHINGTON DC–Senate Democrats demanded a criminal investigation into government interrogators Tuesday after the Trump administration acknowledged for the first time that Pat McAfee’s new album, The Diary of a Polarizing Figure, was used on three terror suspects. In congressional testimony Friday, CIA Director John Ratcliffe became the first administration official to publicly acknowledge the agency used the…
SAN FRANCISCO—ESPY’s Comeback Player of the Year Christian McCaffrey is already out for the season after tearing his ACL during a peaceful afternoon snooze. “As far as I know, nobody touched him,” 49’ers team doctor Scotty Archibald said. “He nodded off on his sofa fully healthy and woke up with a shredded knee.” Three of…
