KANSAS CITYâTravis Kelce had successful surgery Thursday to reduce the size of his testicles as per Taylor Swift’s request, team doctors reported via press release. Coach Andy Reid told reporters that Travis returned home and was resting comfortably with Taylorâs purring kitty Meredith Grey on his lap while sipping Chamomile tea from a mug playfully…
Here’s a handy guide to ensure your intergalactic team makes a deep Kessel Run into the playoffs. â START ‘EM ChewbaccaThis Wookie is no rookie. A veteran player with the physical tools to dominate the line of scrimmage. A massive 7’6″ inches tall and 247lbs with an incredible 8-foot wingspan, he makes Myles Garret look…
TEXASâLonghorns quarterback Arch Manning is under fire for laughing about AI-generated videos that showed UT coach Steve Sarkisian slapping ESPN sideline reporter Holly Rowe, children with cancer and the Holocaust. Manning was asked by a reporter on Monday, Sept. 14, if he had seen any social media edits of Texasâ 20-point comeback win over Ohio State….
WASHINGTON D.C.–NFL playbooks have hundreds of routes, alignments, and adjustments to memorize, which is no easy task for any player. And according to Stefon Diggs, itâs next to impossible when so much of your memory is dedicated to recalling the names of the random children youâve fathered. âThink of my brain as a computer. Thereâs…
ANNAHEIMâThe gentle boat ride takes guests on a whimsical cruise to celebrate global unity and peace, but it made Kyler Murray pissed the hell off when he was denied entry for not meeting the height requirement of 3 feet and 4 inches. âI donât care that heâs the starting quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings,â Disney…
JACKSONVILLE–Drake Maye’s dismal outing against the Jaguars left fans scratching their heads… until the Scooby Doo gang showed up on the scene and solved the mystery. They busted into the locker room, pulled off Maye’s mask to reveal none other than shit-bucket quarterback J.J. McCarthy. “Watching last year’s MVP runner-up throw 3 interceptions in the…
SAN FRANCISCOâFive-time Pro Bowl defensive end Nick Bosa has been ruled out of Sundayâs game against the Cardinals with an ankle injury. But sources within the 49ers organization confirm Bosa will actually miss time dealing with a stomach issue after devouring a 32 Box of Crayons, including the packaging. â49er brass is used to this…
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Did you do multiple mock drafts but still have a sinking feeling you screwed the pooch on draft day? Here are 10 signs you should have let auto-draft handle it. 10. Your QB1 is Nine. 9. You woke up with a missing tooth, Mike Tyson’s tiger in your bedroom and an annoyingly loud Chinese dude…
BOISE, IDAHO– Bill Stribley caused quite a stir Saturday during his fantasy football draft when he attempted to select retired Viking running back Adrian Peterson. His fellow managers were initially puzzled by his behavior. “He had the first pick, so we’re pretty confident he’d put some thought into it. But for some reason, he kept…
