Now That Racism Is Over, 10 New Slogans for NFL End Zones

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Fans seeing ‘END RACISM’ in NFL end zones last year completely eradicated prejudice across the globe, so Roger Goodell has come up with 10 new slogans for this season.

10. END SHRINKING CHIPOTLE BURRITOS

9. CHOOSE HIGH END ESCORTS NOT TRAILER PARK HOOKERS

8. STOP INCLUDING WNBA LAYUPS IN SPORTS-CENTER TOP 10 PLAYS

7. CHOOSE UBER WHEN DRUNK & A COLTS WR

6. END CILANTRO

5. STOP PROLIFERATION OF PAT MCAFEE

4. IT TAKES SOME OF US

3. CHOOSE NOT TO BEAT YOUR WIFE

2. STOP TAKING 10 MINUTES TO SELECT FANTASY BACKUP TE IN 15TH ROUND

1. END ‘6-7’

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