The biggest name to watch heading into Week 2 is Nico Collins, who injured his hammy during Wednesday’s practice. Houston reportedly doesn’t believe the injury is serious, but Collins’ availability against Cincinnati is very much in question. He had seven catches for 75 yards and a touchdown in Week 1, so this isn’t exactly a minor…
HOUSTON– Top draft pick Fernando Mendoza threw an interception Thursday night and asked rhetorically, in an annoyingly high-pitched voice, “Did I Do That?” He then snapped the red suspenders he wears under his jersey and returned to the sidelines where he placed a phone call to a woman named Laura Winslow. Ms. Winslow did not…
Late-round fantasy sleepers who could turn a boring draft pick into season-winning value.
WASHINGTON DC—The Pat McAfee pandemic is here, and the White House is determined to stop it. Under pressure from lawmakers, activist groups, and Dr. Fauci, President Trump has partnered with Pfizer to create a vaccine that stops the spread of Pat McAfee. “The science is in. Pat McAfee is not like other sports commentators. He’s…
Landing a top ten player at their position in the later rounds is fantasy gold. Here are two RBs who could turn your late-round gamble into a season-winning jackpot. Players that could be your MVP “when pigs fly”. RUNNING BACK BAYSHUL TUTEN (JAC). Trevor Etienne finished last year as RB13. The Jaguars were willing to…
HOLLYWOOD—LA Rams star wide receiver Puka Nacua made a big move off the field Tuesday when he landed the starring role in a new movie from Amazon MGM entitled ‘Silence of the Rams’. A reboot of the 90’s classic psychological horror thriller ‘Silence of the Lambs’, Puka is set to play Hannibal ‘The Cannibal’ Lector. …
BALTIMORE—Diego Pavia is a living, breathing Cinderella story. An unheralded recruit out of rough and tumble Las Cruces, his intense underdog warrior mentality transformed perennial doormat Vanderbilt into a top 10 program, while turning himself into a Heisman runner-up. So why did he get cut by the Ravens? When asked the question Thursday, Pavia shrugged…
We polled fantasy managers across the nation and compiled the top ten punishments you can try in order to inject some wacky fun into your home league! 10. Freaky Friday: The league winner gets to be you for a day. Kick back in your La-Z-Boy, drink your beer, and ‘visit your wife’s back porch’. 9. Face Off: Get…
For many—perhaps most—the draft is the most enjoyable part of the fantasy football year. Only one team gets to enjoy the very end: the team holding the trophy. But everyone has fun at the beginning. That’s when every team is the Dallas Cowboys: Hopes are high. Smack talk is unchallengeable. Everyone’s draft was brilliant. And,…
ATLANTA—Falcons edge rusher James Pearce Jr. has been suspended by the NFL for eight games due to violating the league’s personal conduct policy for failing to inflict enough physical damage during domestic violence incident, Roger Goodell announced Monday afternoon. The league said in a statement that they are disappointed in Pearce’s actions. “The NFL has a…
