Giants Unveil Top QB Targets to replace Jaxson Dart: Shedeur Sanders, JJ McCarthy, Uncle Rico
With Jaxson Dart out for the regular season, the Giants are in search of a replacement QB. We spoke with our source inside the Giants organization, and they shared their top targets, and comprehensive scouting report.
5. J.J. McCarthy (Minnesota Vikings)
✅PROS: 1st round pick with winning college resume and strong natural arm talent.
❌CONS: Calls himself ‘Nine’, makes grimace faces that make teammates uncomfortable, and is about as accurate as a drunk Stormtrooper.
4. Paul Crewe (Pittsburgh Steelers / Mean Machine)
✅PROS: Tough as nails. If he handled playing football prison, he can handle MetLife. His former convict teammates included murderers, degenerates and stone-cold maniacs, so he’ll mesh well with Cam Skattebo.
❌CONS: Addicted to wine he brewed in his cell’s toilet.
3. Colin Kaepernick (San Francisco 49ers)
✅PROS: Big, mobile. Led the 9ers to a Super Bowl.
❌CONS: He’s 38 years-old, was run out of the league for being a huge off-field distraction, yet has been working out intensely for the last decade so he can be prepared for when an NFL team calls him. You have to question this dude’s decision-making.
2. Shedeur Sanders (Cleveland Browns)
✅PROS: Currently the Browns QB2.
❌CONS: Currently the Browns QB2.
1. Uncle Rico (Preston High School)
✅PROS: Big-time arm. Can throw a pigskin a quarter mile over the mountains. Crazy confidence. Sports the same mustache that powered Caleb Williams to a 59 point game.
❌CONS: Hasn’t played organized sports since 1983. Has stiff joints from living out of his 1975 Dodge Tradesman 300 Santana orange camper van.
