Kirk Cousins and Wife Decide To Get Kinky By Making Eye Contact During Sex
LAS VEGAS—Entering his 12th year of marriage, Kirk Cousins knew he had to keep things exciting in the bedroom. That’s why he finally agreed to make love to his wife while keeping his eyes open.
“Over the years, Julie has expressed a desire to turn things up a notch in the sack,” the 4x Pro Bowler shared. “I resisted for a long time. I just wasn’t raised that way. But I decided to take a leap of faith. Tonight, when we perform our marital duties, for the first time in my life, I’m committed to looking.”
Julie couldn’t be prouder of her husband. “He is the bravest soul I know,” she gushed from her kitchen as she churned butter. “Most men are vanilla in bed. Scared to try new things. But not my Kirky. He’s game for spicing things up, like the time he rolled up the sleeves of his two-piece pajama set and showed off his naked forearms as a form of foreplay. But this? This is something I only dared fantasize about. The thought of him actually opening his eyes during the act of love making sends a naughty tingle to my front bottom.”
Cousins is preparing for the moment just like he would for a big game. “It’s exciting. But you could find yourself overwhelmed if you let the moment get bigger than you can handle. That’s why I’ve put in the mental work to put myself in the right headspace.” In the days leading up to his once-a-year ‘sexy time’, Cousins has trained his body by keeping his eyes open while showering, while getting dressed, and while pooping.
Wife Julie is hopeful that Kirk keeping his eyes open during sex will lead to a romantic renaissance for the couple. “In the future, who knows? Maybe Kirk will even be adventurous enough to touch my boobie underneath my wool ankle-length bedgown.”
At press time, the randy couple had indeed made whoopie with their eyes open, and had tentatively agreed to consider taking things a step further next year by also removing their pajamas.
