10 Brutal Fantasy Football Punishments for Last Place

We polled fantasy managers across the nation and compiled the top ten punishments you can try in order to inject some wacky fun into your home league!

10. Freaky Friday: The league winner gets to be you for a day. Kick back in your La-Z-Boy, drink your beer, and ‘visit your wife’s back porch’.

9. Face Off: Get a plastic surgeon to reconstruct your face so you look exactly like Terrell Suggs.

8. Holy War: Move to Afghanistan, join the Taliban and declare a fatwa on Nick Sirianni.

7. Cruel and Unusual: Listen to Pat McAfee’s new album The Diary of a Polarizing Figure. Start over if you skip any songs, projectile vomit, or puncture your own ear drums with a Philips screwdriver.

6. Zoo Yucks: While your league mates cheer you on, sneak into the monkey cage at your local zoo and allow yourself to be penetrated digitally by a silverback gorilla.

5. Fix You: Attend a Coldplay concert, get on the Jumbotron Kiss Cam and let the league winner give you a vasectomy with children’s safety scissors.

4. Game Time: Take testosterone blockers and undergo bottom surgery, get drafted by the WNBA’s Minnesota Lynx and, with your league’s other managers courtside, viciously clothesline Caitlin Clark.

3. The Very Hungry Caterpillar: Dress up as the popular children’s book character and eat EVERY food the caterpillar eats in the book.

2. Life Sentence: Become a Cleveland Browns fan.

1. The Very Hungry Human Centipede: Re-enact the popular movie by placing your mouth on the league winner’s anoos and chowing down on whatever he had for dinner last night.