OBJ Vows He’s Not Done Yet: “I’ll Dance During Warmups for Another Team”

NEW YORK–Former Giants WR Odell Beckham Jr. was released by his former club Tuesday, but has no intentions of hanging up his dancing shoes.

This season, the highly celebrated receiver played exactly zero minutes and zero seconds, logging an impressive zero catches for zero yards on zero targets. He got all of his action in pregame warmups, wowing the crowd with his flamboyant dance moves, colorful hair-dos, and sequined gloves.

“I know there’s a market for my talents,” OBJ stated via Instagram post. “I can still moonwalk, gritty, and funky chicken during pregame warmups with the best of them.”

At press time, consumate professional OBJ was already preparing for his next NFL gig by studying game film of Michael Jackson’s Thriller video.