EXCLUSIVE: Todd Monken’s Leaked Decision Tree For Choosing Between Deshaun Watson and Shedeur Sanders

Pigskin Fantasy’s inside source in the Browns organization smuggled out Todd Monken’s decision tree that led to him to name Deshaun Watson the starter. Check out this fascinating peek behind the NFL curtain.

WHICH QB DO WE START?

1. Who had the better preseason performance?
➡️ Sanders ➡️ go to 2
➡️ Watson ➡️ go to 3

2. If Sanders’ last name was Williams, would he be in the conversation to start?
➡️ Yes ➡️ Start Sanders
➡️ No ➡️ Go to 3

3. Does Watson have more sexual assault allegations (27) than touchdowns (19) since joining the Browns, in spite of us paying him $230 million guaranteed?
➡️ No ➡️ Start Watson
➡️ Yes ➡️ Go to 4

4. Is Sanders a delusional nepo-baby who waves his diamond watch in people’s faces, had his college jersey retired after leading his team to a last place finish in the Pac-12, takes too many sacks and thinks he’s Tom Brady but is closer to Uncle Rico?
➡️ No ➡️ Start Sanders
➡️ Yes ➡️ Go to 5

5. Is Watson a delusional weirdo who can’t stop exposing his genitals to unsuspecting massage therapists, who also sucks at football, but has the nerve to lecture fans for booing him?
No ➡️ Start Watson
Yes ➡️ Go to 6

6. FINAL GUT CHECK
Which bum-ass junior-varsity QB that this dumpster-fire of an organization saddled me with gives me the best chance to land Arch Manning in the 2027 draft?
➡️ Watson ➡️ Start Watson
➡️ Sanders ➡️ Start Sanders
➡️ No idea ➡️ Ask Jimmy and Dee Haslam
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Jimmy and Dee say it’s my decision
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Shit
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Flip coin