Dak Prescott Takes Issue With Being Called ‘Embarrassing’: ‘We’re Also Shameful, Humiliating, and Cringe’
DALLAS–Cowboy fans were understandably upset after America’s Team fell to the 0-4 Buccaneers Thursday night, and one let the star QB know it. As the players walked back to the locker room, a contract-car service driver standing outside of the players’ exit said “embarrassing” as Dak Prescott walked by.
And Dak was offended the employee didn’t go far enough.
“As a man, I respect someone who feels free to speak their mind,” Prescott said. “What I don’t respect is how he stopped at ’embarrassing’. Our performance was also shameful, humiliating, and cringe.
After reflecting silently for several seconds, Prescott continued: “I’d also comfortably and with high confidence throw in the words ‘ick’, ‘ewww’, and ‘hella smelly’.”
The 16 points are the lowest scored by the Cowboys since Week 3 of the 2025 season. And they allowed at least 20 points for the 12th straight game. But Cowboys owner and general manager Jerry Jones said his eyes are on the defense, but first-year defensive coordinator Christian Parker is in no danger of being relieved of his play-calling duties.
“Certainly, he’s sitting there with taking it on the shoulders, which goes with the territory, but I feel that he’s competent,” Jones said, in spite of literally nobody else on planet earth feeling that way. It reminded many of the time Jones said Lady Gaga reminded him of potato salad.
At press time, Prescott was thumbing through his high school Thesaurus in search of a synonym for ‘dog shit’.
