Mike McDaniel Promises Immediate Improvement After Discovering He’s Been Reading Play Sheet Upside Down
SAN DIEGO–The Chargers are off to a dismal 0-7 start to the season, and now we know why. It turns out Mike McDaniel has been reading his play-calling sheet upside down all year.
“This whole season, our team has been absolute buns,” the Chargers OC said. “And I assumed we were losing all of our games because Justin Herbert is distracted by his girlfriend Madison Beer’s toddler-sized t-shirts and ample bosom. My other theories were that the players were uncomfortable with the Capri pants I wear, or maybe they finally got weirded out by Coach Harbaugh’s enthusiasm reminiscent of the Incredible Hulk were he to experience a manic episode while on bath salts.”
But the truth behind the Chargers’ struggles came to light during Sunday’s loss to the Rams. “After Herbert threw his league-leading 10th interception of the year, I looked down at my play sheet and realized, holy cow, I’ve been holding it upside down all season.”
McDaniel adjusted his designer sunglasses and chuckled. “Welp, my bad! Now that I’m holding it the correct way, I expect us to start winning some games.”
At press time, a bellowing Coach Harbaugh was seen chasing McDaniel around the Charger’s facility, pursued by the head trainer on a golf cart who was concerned by the vein in Harbaugh’s forehead that was threatening to burst.
