10 Warning Signs You Completely Blew Your Fantasy Draft

Did you do multiple mock drafts but still have a sinking feeling you screwed the pooch on draft day? Here are 10 signs you should have let auto-draft handle it.

10. Your QB1 is Nine.

9. You woke up with a missing tooth, Mike Tyson’s tiger in your bedroom and an annoyingly loud Chinese dude in your trunk.

8. Your roster includes more than one Cleveland Brown.

7. You had first pick and chose Christian McCaffrey.

6. You woke up smelling vaguely like your best friend’s cologne and your butthole hurts.

5. You selected Puka Nakua, Josh Jacobs, and Rashod Bateman, then changed your team name to “America’s Most Wanted”.

4. You woke up, opened your Spotify and saw Pat McAfee’s new album.

3. Your FLEX is Nicholas Singleton, a name that you never heard before you picked him.

2. You woke up in Jed York’s backseat next to a 12 pack of Four Loko, an empty bag of Funyans and a skinny woman from Ohio with a festering herpe on her bottom lip.

1. You picked Travis Kelce.