Fed Up With Juvenile Jokes, Joe Fagnano Legally Changes Name To Joe Fartnano
BALTIMORE–Growing up, the Ravens’ new QB1 was often made fun for his unusual surname. And now that he’s all set for his first NFL start, Joe Fagnano decided it was time for a change. A name change.
So on Thursday morning, Fagnano legally changed his name to ‘Joe Fartnano’.
“I was tired of taking all the childish ribbing. So I took control of my life and changed my name to something people can’t make fun of.”
Fartnano was quick to point out that the ‘T’ in his new surname is silent. “But deadly!” NFL insider Adam Schefter shouted out from the gallery.
Fartnano ignored Schefty and continued. “With Lamar getting hurt, last week was a real stinker. And despite us pushing and pushing, we were unable to squeak out a win. But this week, I promise to go out there and let it rip.”
