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Chiefs Sign Justin Tucker After Beating Out R. Kelly, Diddy, and Bill Cosby In Open Tryout

October 28, 2026

KANSAS CITY–The Chiefs have signed five-time All-Pro kicker Justin Tucker to their practice squad after a competitive tryout that included R. Kelly, Diddy, and Bill Cosby, sources told…

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After Heated Negotiations, Jay-Z Convinces Reluctant Jay-Z To Headline Super Bowl Halftime Show

October 27, 2026

BROOKLYN–Music mogul Jay-Z will headline the Apple Music Super Bowl LXI Halftime Show, but sources with knowledge of the situation said it almost didn’t happen because Jay-Z didn’t…

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Kirk Cousins and Wife Decide To Get Kinky By Making Eye Contact During Sex

October 26, 2026

LAS VEGAS—Entering his 12th year of marriage, Kirk Cousins knew he had to keep things exciting in the bedroom. That’s why he finally agreed to make love to his…

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Police Find Anthony Richardson With Marijuana, Offer Harder Drugs After Reviewing Career Stats

October 23, 2026

INDIANAPOLIS–Colts quarterback Anthony Richardson was found in possession of marijuana following a traffic stop earlier this month, surprising officers who expected him to need more serious drugs to…

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BREAKING: Titan’s Jordan Elliot Went For Gun After Teammate Said Batman Isn’t A Real Superhero

October 21, 2026

TENNESSEE– The Tennessee Titans have released Jordan Elliott following reports that he allegedly went to get a gun after an altercation at the team’s training facility over whether…

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Jalen Hurts Reportedly Gave Himself Blood Clots Just To Avoid Nick Sirianni

October 19, 2026

PHILADELPHIA–Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts is being shut down for the remainder of the NFL season after doctors discovered multiple blood clots in his lungs, and sources within the Eagles…

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